Son Eyes A Pair of Shorts in the Dirty Clothes Hamper, He Asked If He Could Wear Those

Mom: You can never wear dirty clothes of any kind. Once it is put in with other clothes for laundry--that is it. You CAN'T wear dirty clothes.

A Visiting Friend Comes, But Son Wants to Play with the Neighbor Kids

Mom: You will NEVER play with the neighbor kids unless you play with your friend who is visiting you from out of town!

Son Playing By the Park's Water Fountain

Mom: Don't put your shoes in the puddle! (As son took off his shoes and socks and was going to do that, but didn't).